There's A Dead Penis in the Garage!

One of my closest friends, Shauna, lives across the street (we have lived across the street for about 8 years). Shauna came over a couple of days ago with tears in her eyes from laughing SO hard. She said that Bri came running in saying, "There's a dead penis in your garage!" Shauna not thinking she heard her right said, "What did you say?" Bri repeated herself, "There's a dead penis in your garage!" Shauna hurried out to see for herself... Here's what she saw. A few minutes later one of their friends, Audrey said, "I knew it wasn't a penis or it would have pee'd on us!"

*The best part is... Bo was standing next to me while Shauna was telling me the story. Bo said, "What's a penis?" We don't use the word "penis" in our house - we use "unit." Bri must have heard it somehow - a little TOO educated for a little 4 year old!! :) Geez, that girl keeps me on my toes!!